Bud: Mom, I would like dat football beanbag.

Me: Ok. We’ll put it on your wishlist.

Bud: My wishwist is gettin’ pwetty full. I don’t fink I can wait till my biwfday so I fink we need a new holiday and I will call it Kid’s Day.

Me: What’s Kid’s day?

Bud: It’s dust like Fatha’s Day and Mova’s Day but foe me, and MAYBE K-Mad and Lady J if day awe weally good too.

#NiceTryBud