Jewish Guilt & Hanukkah Gelt

December 2014

Me to Customer Service at supermarket: Excuse me? Do you have any Hanukkah gelt?

CS: What? Hanukkah guilt?

Me, attempting a joke: No. Gelt. But if you eat enough of it, it’s the same thing.

CS, staring at me like a deer in headlights: Hey Bob! Do you know what isle the Jewish Guilt is in?

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