Male Polish: noun

Nail polish for males; especially for those closely related to young females who enjoy pampering themselves and others; mainly fathers, brothers, grandfathers, and uncles. Color selection includes but is not limited to: blue, green, yellow, orange, and white. Also includes option of glitter sprinkles. 

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