K-Mad: Mom, can we watch a movie when we get home?
K-Mad: That means sometimes yes, sometimes no.
Bud: No. That means no.
K-Mad: No, Bud! It means sometimes yes and sometimes no!
Bud: Nu-uh! When Mommy says, “Maybe,” she always means, “No.” You don’t know!
K-Mad: That’s not true! I do so know!
Lady J: Actually, he’s right, K-Mad. You haven’t been around as long as we have but trust us, maybe is mom code for no.
K-Mad: Daddy? When we get home can we watch a movie?