CWK 24.7.365.7-11: Nice Try, Doc

Pediatrician: What was his last temperature?

Bud: I didn’t let Mommy take my temperature. I don’t like the thermometer under my tongue.

Pediatrician: Bud, if you don’t let Mommy take your temperature I’ll have to tell Santa to put you on the naughty list. You don’t want Santa to bring you a lump of coal, do you?

Bud: That’s ok. I like coal. We find them on the train tracks near Grandma and Grandpa’s cabin. Also, I’ll still get Hannukah and Birthday presents so don’t worry about Santa. And, now I know how to put the thermometer under my tounge because the nurse showed me! Isn’t that great?!?!

And that is how Bud got early admission to any med school of his choice…

#HowDoesHeKnow? #YouCantFoolHim #truth #outofthemouthsofbabes #NiceTryDoc #Bud

CWK 24.7.365.7-11: Self Awareness

Me talking to Bud before school started: Are you excited for kindergarten? You’re going to have 5 full days of school!

Bud: Well, I think I’ll be ok the first three days, but you’re gonna need to pick me up at lunch the other 2.* I’m planning on being tired. I’ll need to rest.


*I’m not sure if I’m more impressed with his self awareness or his basic subtraction skills.

Side note: he was totally right…