Lady J: Mom, did you know that Happy is in the bathroom?
Me: What? Why would he be in the bathroom?
J: I don’t know but don’t move him. I don’t want him to lose his magic…. But Mom? Maybe cover his eyes with toilet paper bc he’s kinda creepin’ me out in there. I mean, do you think he’s watching? Ew…
(This is what happens when your MIL panics because we both forgot to move the Elf…again…and she didn’t want the kids to find him in the same place….again…#NiceTryGrandma)