Bud: Guess what?
Me: Chicken butt
Take away: whole family in hysterics because I said, “chicken butt,” except Mr. TheKing because my response was inappropriate and sets a bad example.
Lady J questions if I will die before Daddy since I am older. (It was related to a birthday conversation)
Mr. TheKing (jokingly) responds: Women generally live longer because men work and have added stress while women watch soaps and eat bonbons.*
Take away: sets children’s perception of equality and reality back to the 1950s #facepalm
Poll: Whose joke was more inappropriate and detrimental to our children?
*Let it be publicly noted that Mr. TheKing and I have a running joke about what I actually do all day as a SAHM and his response, in no way, reflects his actual knowledge or opinion of said reality