Holidaze: noun

That moment you realize you have scheduled your wisdom teeth to be removed on Friday and have completed zero holiday shopping even though Hanukkah starts on Sunday plus this is your first Christmas in your new house and have absolutely no decorations with the exception of a few ornaments and hand-me-down trinkets and yet you miraculously get it all done in one non-stop whirlwind trip to the store while your children are in school.

Related: Super Mom

See also: Target {pronounced with French accent = Tar-jay, because we’re fancy like that}

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holidazed & confused: verb

The feelings I will undoubtedly be experiencing this weekend while lighting the menorah next to the advent wreath after having afore mentioned wisdom teeth removed #notsowise

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